10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- im going to 2 out you to death