10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine