10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.