10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson