10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"