10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.