10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.