10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.