10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
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