10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.