10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."