10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth