10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."