10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.