10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You have to piss with the dick you have