10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Welcome to kicker school
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger