10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs