10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris