10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fold and live to fold again
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln