10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves