10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.