10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom