10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.