10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth