10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha