10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.