10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury