10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger