10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.