10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.