10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"