10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."