10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.