10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester