10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."