10 Random Poker Quotes

Fish don't eat Nutz!
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
"No river, no fish."
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery