10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Those eggs smell delicious!