10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.