10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Fook the floosh droo!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT