10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.