10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• im going to 2 out you to death
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth