10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.