10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)