10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph