10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]