10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger