10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."