10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "No river, no fish."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--