10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.