10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.